It’s breakfast, it’s lunch, it’s dinner, it’s beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the egg-in-the-hole burger. It has been called a monster; some have gone as far as to deem it ‘unreasonable’. Today I stand before you to declare that it is the natural next step in human evolution. Never again will you…
Category: Quick (0-10min)
French Toast
Crispy round the edges. Custardy in the middle. I personally consider it a blessing that such a thing of beauty also happens to have one of the cheapest, easiest and quickest recipes possible. If you’ve already got bread, milk and eggs please go out and get cinnamon so you can join the rest of us in being truly happy.
Peeling and Chopping Ginger
Ginger is the Swiss Army knife of roots. Stir fry doesn’t have any ginger in it. I pity you. Trying to fight a cold without some ginger in your honey and lemon tea. Try again. Don’t like gingerbread. Fuck off. Knowing how to peel and chop ginger is an essential step on the road to becoming…
Hot House Eggs
An invention of the young Roald Dahl, hot house eggs where one of the first things I learnt to cook without harming myself. Its for those morning when the idea of another cereal and toast makes you want to weep a little, but you can’t muster up the energy or time to produce anything significantly…
Ham Grilled Cheese Sandwich
The Ali of breakfast. The Usain of brunch. Between the hours of 5am an 1pm there are few who can compete with a glorious grilled cheese. Just look at it people. LOOK AT IT!!!
I rest my case.
Frying an egg
The basics of the basics. The genesis of the book of the art of the kitchen. The cheapest meal you’ll find on this site or any other.
